profile 1

Profession	—  (i’m making peanuts, that’s why i’m ashamed to type it here)
Height	165 cm (i’m 160 and faking it)
Body Type	Defined (yes, i am fat and i like to make it sound mysterious)
Ethnic Origins	Rather not say (where is the turkey button???)
Hair	Black (it’s not officially white when it’s not all white)
Eyes	Blue (i wear contact lenses that make my eyes look like crocodile eyes)
General Attire	Sports Kit (i’m butch. i just can’t admit it.)
Out	Rather not say (i’m actually not out. it’s just the whole town thinks i’m a man)
Bust Size	Rather not say (how big is big exactly?)
Body Hair	Rather not say (you already call me a teddy bear, i don’t know what your problem is!)
Orientation	Gay
Role	Active (baby i will keep you up all night-i toss to each side till the morning)
Safer Sex	Rather not say (that one time with the cucumber…it won’t happen again though)
Smoke	Yes (and i will keep on smoking secretly even if you yell at me more than once)
Drink	Rather not say (ok, so i’ve been kicked out of a few bars a few times. so what! 13 times. 13 is a few! yes it issss!)
Drugs	Never (this? no, it doesn’t count as a drug. it’s for medical purposes)