-so, where are you from?
-i will let you guess that one ;)
-fair enough…ummm…you mentioned earlier that it’s only 7 there….so that makes like 1 hour difference between us…hmmm…somewhere between england and where i live.
-nice strategy!! :)
-thanks ;) italy? (l’amante, bacio,begli occhi, sempliciotti, sì, lasciamo il ballo, andiamo, buon giorno, arrivederci)
-nope. i like pasta, but no.
-spain? (chicitita, cochita, un beso, mi nina, bastante ojos, tetas, sí)
-you really wish i were a latina don’t you :)
-well…you know…they are cool…but it would really not matter. ok i will try east a little bit. greece? (αρέσουν ιδιαίτερα, φιλί, αρκετά μάτια, boobs, ναι, ας τα χορός, ας προχωρήσουμε, Καλημέρα, καλή de)
–nope. but i love santorini.
-me, too! was that too east?
-hey, i can’t give you any hints!
-ah come oooon…sweden? (älskare, kyss, tuttar, ja, låt oss dansa, låt oss gå, god morgon, adjö) you sounded swedish the other day.
-i did? :) what makes you say that?
-you had meatballs and brocoli for dinner. that’s IKEA food!
-hahahah…good guess but nope, i’m not from sweden. i actually was in IKEA though :)
-could you at least tell me whether you are scandinavian?
-well, ok. i am from a cold country but not scandinavia.
-russia! (я люблю Вас, приедьте сюда)
– :) no.
– germany? (Netter Kartoffeln die ich mag Sie. gutes Bier)
-ah come onnn, are you really gonna make me count them all?
– :) maybe. it’s kinda fun to see you suffer. hahah
-ok. i give up. i’m not curious anymore! :P
– :)) where are you from?
-from the…we..s..t…are you there? oh i think your internet crushed…
-ok i will wait some more…
-it’s been like 10 minutes i’m guessing you are gone?